garciachica94:

kryptonite-mia:

I want to be kissed angrily.

I want a girl who has had an extremely bad day and is mad at the world, shove me against a wall and kiss me until both our lips start to bruise. I want her to pour out all the anger shes feeling and shove it down my lungs, and then I want to push back. Not with force but with air, I want to turn that anger into love and turn the bruising kiss soft. I want to remind her that life is too beautiful to hate.

This is absolutely perfect.

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petittigress:

"Do you believe in destiny?"

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Question1-85 ;) Answer

WHY YOU LITTLE…! Fine I had that coming xD

  • 1. Are looks important in a relationship?
  • Relevant yes, but important no. It’s definitely nice but it’s one of the least important things.
  • 2. Are relationships ever worth it?
  • Are you kidding? They are ALWAYS worth it.
  • 3. Are you a virgin?
  • tehehe ;D nope
  • 4. Are you in a relationship?
  • Yup! Very happy :D
  • 5. Are you in love?
  • I feel very strongly, but I’m a bit scared of that word
  • 6. Are you single this year?
  • Not since march noope.
  • 7. Can you commit to one person?
  • That’s like all I can do haha
  • 8. Describe your crush
  • Crush isnt the right word for Shannon but she’s hilarious, appreciates my mega dorkiness, beautiful, and sweet as can be
  • 9. Describe your perfect mate
  • Funny, on the short side, sweet as can be, pretty, dorky, and call me picky but a sports fan is a plus!
  • 10. Do you believe in love at first sight?
  • Not really, that means it’s based on mostly superficial things. It can happen that way, but it’s a happy coincidence, more than anything
  • 11. Do you ever want to get married?
  • Of course!
  • 12. Do you forgive betrayal?
  • Not easily, no
  • 13. Do you get jealous easily?
  • Maybe a little bit, but isn’t a hair of jealousy a good thing?
  • 14. Do you have a crush on anyone?
  • Well Shannon, but it goes beyond well beyond crush by this point
  • 15. Do you have any piercings?
  • nope
  • 16. Do you have any tattoos?
  • nope
  • 17. Do you like kissing in public?
  • Not like “get a room” kissing but definitely, yes 
  • 20. Do you shower every day?
  • Yup
  • 21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
  • Well Shannon :P otherwise nope
  • 22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
  • Probably not it’s 11:40 on a tuesday there’s better stuff to worry about
  • 23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
  • I mean, look at me now haha
  • 24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
  • Hopefully
  • 25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?
  • Already am, you silly repetitive quiz you
  • 26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
  • Not in those words no
  • 27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?
  • Not that I remember
  • 28. Have you ever been cheated on?
  • You know, it was really unclear. That entire Abbie thing was just so weird
  • 29. Have you ever cheated on someone?
  • Nope and never would
  • 30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?
  • I had to get it once, but it was for an injury so I don’t know if that counts
  • 31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?
  • Haven’t we all?
  • 32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?
  • Tough to say, but I’m closer to it now than I’ve ever been
  • 33. Have you ever had sex with a man?
  • nope
  • 34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?
  • ay papi ;D
  • 35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
  • Just the one haha
  • 36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?
  • Yeah it’s a strugglebus, but this time it worked out :P
  • 37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
  • Abbie, besides that I don’t think so/ they didn’t tell me
  • 38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
  • Not particularly, but I’m not quite sure what that entails. Just randomly wake up feeling one day?
  • 39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
  • I think we all have
  • 40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?
  • That I have
  • 41. Have you had sex so far this year?
  • It was earlier in the year but yeah
  • 42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
  • Honestly, while kissing, for me at least, time just stands still so I really couldnt say
  • 43. How long was your longest relationship?
  • Ongoing (will be 6months next week)
  • 44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
  • 2 i suppose, but one was really weird and iffy and i dunno if I should count it
  • 45. How many people did you kiss in 2012/2013?
  • just the one 
  • 46. How many times did you have sex last year?
  • 2
  • 47. How old are you?
  • 21. Might as well buy myself a cane it’s all downhill from here xD
  • 48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
  • Normally I’d just swallow my pride and try to move past it. This is all hypothetical of course
  • 49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?
  • Oh where to begin. Her quirks, her smile, and her wonderful taste in everything :D
  • 50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
  • Accept as in start going out with? No. Accept as in talk to? maybe, she messages me every few months
  • 51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?
  • Multiple
  • 52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?
  • A few, and they were wildly painful but in the end it was for the best
  • 53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
  • Not that I know of
  • 54. Is there someone you will never forget?
  • What kind of question is this? I’d never forget ANY of my close friends. Even if we don’t really talk so much, I remember
  • 55. Share a relationship story.
  • I’ll stick to a low key one, last week there was the aurora borealis up in Boston so Shannon and I talked around this big ass lake thing nearby at midnight and sat on this bench on the far side and looked for it. Besides some wispy clouds we didn’t see much but we sat there for a long time it was a pretty special evening :D
  • 56. State 5 facts about your body
  • I’m short
  • I’m out of shape
  • My eyes change color very often, like every few weeks
  • My hands look weird
  • I’m double jointed in my ring finger
  • 57. Things you want to say to an ex
  • I’ve said all I cared to say there
  • 58. What are five ways to win your heart?
  • Snuggling, TV, Sweetness, laughter, and shared interests
  • 59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)
  • Meep
  • image
  • Me from winter break
  • 60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?
  • 367 days
  • 61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?
  • Facial expression/ body language
  • 62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?
  • That’s a very good question! I’ll leave that one up to your imagination ;D
  • 63. What is your definition of “having sex”?
  • Lol wut. It’s pretty self-explanatory
  • 64. What is your definition of cheating?
  • I think it’s mostly about covering it up and the lack of trust. It could take many forms.
  • 65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?
  • I’m super old fashioned haha so nothing too fancy
  • 66. What is your favourite roleplay?
  • Can’t say I’ve ever tried it or really thought about it
  • 67. What is your idea of the perfect date?
  • I couldn’t give a rat’s ass about the setting, it’s all about the person
  • 68. What is your sexual orientation?
  • Straight w/o hate
  • 69. What turns you off?
  • Overuse of teeth 
  • 70. What turns you on?
  • Lip biting is a big one
  • 71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?
  • I’ve never had one lol
  • 72. What words do you like to hear during sex?
  • It’s more about the feeling than the sound
  • 73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?
  • I would never ask someone to do something like that, it’s all up to them
  • 74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?
  • I don’t know, is body superficial?
  • 75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?
  • That’s a good question- I’m incredibly thankful for anything people do for me it’s hard to place one above the other
  • 76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?
  • I try to do alot of things. I got my friend who’s a huge avatar fan an old chinese coin I found at a market in Portugal that the avatar currency was basically based on. Plus I got Shannon a fancy gift for next week, but that one is still under wraps :P There are alot but for some reason those are the first that come to mind
  • 77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?
  • Keep it legal people, honestly if the younger one is at least 18 and the other is within 4 years that’s fine
  • 78. What’s your dirtiest secret?
  • Oh I have so many, this would have to be a separate answer entirely ;P
  • 79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?
  • A friend of mine one a big raffle recently with one ticket after I put in like 9 tickets. It passed pretty quickly though
  • 80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
  • Probably my parents or doggie :3
  • 81. Who are five people you find attractive?
  • Well Shannon obvs :D JLaw, Alex Morgan, Lindsey Stirling, Luisana Lopilato
  • 82. Who is the last person you hugged?
  • Probably Shannon- or someone else I randomly bumped into the last few days`
  • 83. Who was your first kiss with?
  • Kelsey. That name might not mean anything, but it’s out there. We were both really drunk and you know, when in Rome…
  • 84. Why did your last relationship fail?
  • She was legit crazy
  • 85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?
  • The last time I tried that back in the day, it failed miserably. I’d be pretty reluctant

I hope you’re happy grey sunglasses emoji blob xD

merakimaker:

shorm:

writeworld:

mightymur:

The final, brilliant word on passive voice.

“She was killed [by zombies.]” <—- passive

“Zombies killed [by zombies] her.” <—- active

image

(Found from FYCD.)

This is so perfect.

That’s how I remember!

  1. Camera: Canon MG6100 series
  • 1. Are looks important in a relationship?
  • 2. Are relationships ever worth it?
  • 3. Are you a virgin?
  • 4. Are you in a relationship?
  • 5. Are you in love?
  • 6. Are you single this year?
  • 7. Can you commit to one person?
  • 8. Describe your crush
  • 9. Describe your perfect mate
  • 10. Do you believe in love at first sight?
  • 11. Do you ever want to get married?
  • 12. Do you forgive betrayal?
  • 13. Do you get jealous easily?
  • 14. Do you have a crush on anyone?
  • 15. Do you have any piercings?
  • 16. Do you have any tattoos?
  • 17. Do you like kissing in public?
  • 20. Do you shower every day?
  • 21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
  • 22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
  • 23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
  • 24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
  • 25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?
  • 26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
  • 27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?
  • 28. Have you ever been cheated on?
  • 29. Have you ever cheated on someone?
  • 30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?
  • 31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?
  • 32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?
  • 33. Have you ever had sex with a man?
  • 34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?
  • 35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
  • 36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?
  • 37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
  • 38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
  • 39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
  • 40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?
  • 41. Have you had sex so far this year?
  • 42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
  • 43. How long was your longest relationship?
  • 44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
  • 45. How many people did you kiss in 2012/2013?
  • 46. How many times did you have sex last year?
  • 47. How old are you?
  • 48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
  • 49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?
  • 50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
  • 51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?
  • 52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?
  • 53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
  • 54. Is there someone you will never forget?
  • 55. Share a relationship story.
  • 56. State 8 facts about your body
  • 57. Things you want to say to an ex
  • 58. What are five ways to win your heart?
  • 59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)
  • 60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?
  • 61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?
  • 62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?
  • 63. What is your definition of “having sex”?
  • 64. What is your definition of cheating?
  • 65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?
  • 66. What is your favourite roleplay?
  • 67. What is your idea of the perfect date?
  • 68. What is your sexual orientation?
  • 69. What turns you off?
  • 70. What turns you on?
  • 71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?
  • 72. What words do you like to hear during sex?
  • 73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?
  • 74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?
  • 75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?
  • 76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?
  • 77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?
  • 78. What’s your dirtiest secret?
  • 79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?
  • 80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
  • 81. Who are five people you find attractive?
  • 82. Who is the last person you hugged?
  • 83. Who was your first kiss with?
  • 84. Why did your last relationship fail?
  • 85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?

drtanner:

kankris-hot-booty:

I RMEMEBER LAUGHIGN SO FUCKIGN HARD WHEN I SAW THIS

Such a good show.

(Source: ed-double-d-n-eddy)

lipstickandligature:

thephotogfeminist:

"Losing your virginity" will henceforth be called "your sexual debut".

Because you’re not fucking losing anything.

YES. 

gamko:

Oh, no, of course, you’re right. My mistake.

gamko:

Oh, no, of course, you’re right. My mistake.

  • 1. Are looks important in a relationship?
  • 2. Are relationships ever worth it?
  • 3. Are you a virgin?
  • 4. Are you in a relationship?
  • 5. Are you in love?
  • 6. Are you single this year?
  • 7. Can you commit to one person?
  • 8. Describe your crush
  • 9. Describe your perfect mate
  • 10. Do you believe in love at first sight?
  • 11. Do you ever want to get married?
  • 12. Do you forgive betrayal?
  • 13. Do you get jealous easily?
  • 14. Do you have a crush on anyone?
  • 15. Do you have any piercings?
  • 16. Do you have any tattoos?
  • 17. Do you like kissing in public?
  • 20. Do you shower every day?
  • 21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
  • 22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
  • 23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
  • 24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
  • 25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?
  • 26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
  • 27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?
  • 28. Have you ever been cheated on?
  • 29. Have you ever cheated on someone?
  • 30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?
  • 31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?
  • 32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?
  • 33. Have you ever had sex with a man?
  • 34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?
  • 35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
  • 36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?
  • 37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
  • 38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
  • 39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
  • 40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?
  • 41. Have you had sex so far this year?
  • 42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
  • 43. How long was your longest relationship?
  • 44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
  • 45. How many people did you kiss in 2012/2013?
  • 46. How many times did you have sex last year?
  • 47. How old are you?
  • 48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
  • 49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?
  • 50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
  • 51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?
  • 52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?
  • 53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
  • 54. Is there someone you will never forget?
  • 55. Share a relationship story.
  • 56. State 8 facts about your body
  • 57. Things you want to say to an ex
  • 58. What are five ways to win your heart?
  • 59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)
  • 60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?
  • 61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?
  • 62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?
  • 63. What is your definition of “having sex”?
  • 64. What is your definition of cheating?
  • 65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?
  • 66. What is your favourite roleplay?
  • 67. What is your idea of the perfect date?
  • 68. What is your sexual orientation?
  • 69. What turns you off?
  • 70. What turns you on?
  • 71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?
  • 72. What words do you like to hear during sex?
  • 73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?
  • 74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?
  • 75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?
  • 76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?
  • 77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?
  • 78. What’s your dirtiest secret?
  • 79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?
  • 80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
  • 81. Who are five people you find attractive?
  • 82. Who is the last person you hugged?
  • 83. Who was your first kiss with?
  • 84. Why did your last relationship fail?
  • 85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?

diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

(Source: awwww-cute)